Lowell Larson

11:50 am: Ice-T should have his own talk show!!

11:25 am: Voltaire is coming.........
March 13 at MardiGras

07:29 pm: I Have 8 Watches...........None Of Them Are Fake!!

07:23 pm: Best Scooby-Doo episode ever!!

05:30 pm: High On Life-----Happy New Year Everybody!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQo5EhQeS1g&feature=related

I never want to be seen as cheap
I saw the tears in his eyes
And I thought, "That's sweet"

I tried out all of my little jokes
Muscle in, throw it in
Just to see if it floats

Not many people have the balls of I
To take the bull by the horns
And make him mine all mine

He was it, he was really hot shit
He was trippin', he was ripped
And he was High On Life

He was it, he was really hot
He was trippin', he was ripped and he was high
He was really nice.....Whoooaa Whooooooaaaaa

He smelled like propane and butterscotch
He kept his eyes on me
'Cause he liked to watch me

Tear up bedsheets to bandage him
He had been in a fight
But he did not win

I don't think we brought the money up
It was a gas, and we just laughed
This boy could not shut up

He was it, he was really hot shit
He was trippin', he was ripped
And he was High On Life

He was it, he was really hot shit
He was trippin', he was ripped
And he was High On Life

He was it, he was really hot
He was trippin', he was ripped and he was high
He was really nice.....Whoooaa Whooooooaaaaa

He was it, he was really hot shit
He was trippin', he was ripped
And he was High On Life

He was it, he was really hot shit
He was trippin', he was ripped
And he was High On Life

10:19 pm: "How's Crispin Glover? Never Talk To Him."
I should have been so lucky.

Tom Wilson(Biff from Back To The Future)

10:13 pm: Best Darth Vader description EVER!!
"He blocked Han Solo's lasers with his hand, and then strapped him into a wicked dentist chair and didn't even wait to hear him finish screaming in agony before striding out and effortlessly cutting the nuts off the biggest space-pimp in the galaxy, Lando Calrissian. He can choke you with his brain, and he can do it from outer-space if he wants. He cut his own kid's hand off as a warning shot. And when he'd finally had enough of murdering innocents, destroying the insolent and crushing the windpipes of the inept, he picked up his wrinkly old boss and chucked his ass down a reactor shaft."

02:58 pm: The Star Wars Holiday Special Deconstructed
http://www.cracked.com/blog/a-look-back-at-the-star-wars-holiday-special/

10:34 am: I chuckled a little
So I got one of those special Avatar Big Mac meals and the tear off card said this.......

Punch out this card and go online to play PandoraQuest, the hidden object game, and augment your reality with McDVision.

McDVision?
McDVision?

It was trademarked

Viva La McDVision!!

01:04 am: Star Wars is officially OVER!!
Darth Vader uses the force to ring the opening bell on Wall Street on the 22nd.

01:24 pm: !Viva Christmas!
El Vez & Los Straitjackets Christmas Extravaganza!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5tzIpOfTTM&feature=channel
Here Comes Santa Claus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DZAoLKHCMs&feature=channel
Holiday Twist....Blue Suede Shoes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AIP-EpAjQw&feature=channel
Jingle Bell Rock

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUFwTQidm-Q&feature=channel
En El Barrio

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZXBtpUv-WQ&feature=channel
Joy To The World

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlVy162SCgw&feature=channel
Itchy Chicken

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeIhmaiFFqw&feature=channel
Guitar Solo....Drum Solo(cut off)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Le0KtWoIxI&feature=channel
Feliz Navidad(clip)

08:44 pm: Merry Christmas From The Jesus Freaks!!


I just realized that there might be some people seeing this who don't know who the hell Stryper is (and thusly, don't get my weak joke). Stryper is a Heavy Metal/Christian Band. I just think it's funny that they're covering a non-denominational Christmas song.

04:43 pm: Have A Merry Christmas.....Or You Will Be.....EXTERMINATED!!

11:38 pm: Steven Seagal: Lawman......Funniest Show On TV
I can't stop laughing while watching this show. This is the best comedy on TV today. I'm gonna have to invent a drinking game for this thing. Just amazing.

04:26 pm: It's like a cult.......with sleeves!!

11:52 am: I don't know what's worse?
The idea that this actually is real or the desire to want one.........

http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/12/13/cool-stuff-millennium-falcon-bed/

03:58 pm: Shatner Reads From Palin........And Then.........

03:41 pm: Happy Chanukah Everybody---Neil Diamond Covers Adam Sandler

05:19 pm: That Calls For The Wilhelm Scream.....AAAAAAHHHHH!!

07:33 pm: For Scotty
I always wanted to meet your family
To see your brother sing
To hug your sister
But not like this

I always wanted all my friends who grew apart
Either through time or bad feelings
To gather together again
But not like this

I always thought it would be a grand idea
To see a retrospective of your career
With everyone around to see what you did
But not like this

Today was your birthday my friend
And the sky wept for us
Saying goodbye for us
Like this